Alfonso Velez and his band AV perform in the Soundcheck studio.
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In this episode: “That Was A Hit?!?” It’s the name of Soundcheck’s latest series, which looks back at weirdly popular songs of yesteryear and tries to understand how on earth they climbed the charts. Or… charted at all. Tonight, Billboard's Joe Levy reminds us about three surprising hits of decades past.
Plus: the success of Nirvana’s album Nevermind triggered a signing spree of underground artists to blockbuster, major-label deals. Writer Andrew Earles tells us about the post-Nirvana goldrush.
And: A live performance by New York singer songwriter Alfonso Velez and his band AV.
Billboard editor Joe Levy joins us to kick off a series about surprising pop hits.
Nirvana’s 1991 album Nevermind was an unexpected commercial hit – due, largely, to the popularity of the song, “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” Looking to cash in on the emerging alt-rock genre, major labels scrambled to quickly sign bands and put out their albums – perhaps a little too quickly.
Joining us to discuss his recent piece for SPIN called “Blame Nirvana: 40 Weirdest Post Nevermind Major Label Albums" is the writer Andrew Earles.
Watch Alfonso Velez and a New York quartet that is short on letters, long on jams perform in the Soundcheck studio.
Tune in Friday at 2 p.m. ET to watch Cody ChesnuTT perform live in a special video webcast from the Greene Space at WNYC.
Today, Soundcheck is debuting a new, occasional series called That Was A Hit?!?, in which we examine the baffling success of pop hits that probably should never have been pop hits. In our inaugural installment, Billboard magazine's Joe Levy delves into a few songs that strangely found themselves near the top of the charts, including Bloodrock's 1971 hit "D.O.A."
Levy was also on Soundcheck, talking about a few unlikely, improbably musical hits.
"Laying here looking at the ceiling," goes the first line of "D.O.A." by Bloodrock, which could be a pretty promising start for a Top 40 single from 1971, especially since just a few seconds later the singer is telling us about something warm flowing down his fingers. Hey, maybe little explicit, but it is the ‘70s, the decade where soft-rock come ons that started with stuff about climbing on rainbows progressed quickly to blunt propositions like, "If you’re wondering where this song is leading, I’d like to make it with you."
Thing is, the second line isn't about a warm wind blowing the stars around or pina colada fueled walks in the rain. It’s about a hospital attendant pulling a sheet across the singer's chest. That warm stuff causing the sticky fingers? Human blood!
"D.O.A." is definitely deserves a nomination for the strangest hit of all time: 4:35 of plodding chiller-theater rock sung from the POV of a guy who’s been in plane crash. "I try to move my arm and there’s no feeling, and when I look I see there’s nothing there." His girlfriend is dead next to him. The chorus? "I remember! We were flying along, and hit something in the air." Bloodrock were distressingly literal, so along with ambulance sirens you get details like "the sheets are red and moist where I’m lying" and the climatic line, "God in Heaven, teach me how to die." It’s actually kind of simple: First you stop breathing...
It’s hard to imagine something this gruesome on the radio, let alone on enough radios across the nation to climb the chart. Thing is, it was a No. 36 hit for six-shaggy haired dudes from Ft. Worth, Texas, one of whom was a would-be pilot who’d actually seen a friend die in a small plane crash and written “D.O.A.” in response.
Garage rock solo project U.S. Girls plays Death By Audio tonight. Download the track "Jack."
We each have songs that, to our particular ear, sound like nails on a chalkboard. And some songs should be deconstructed on a chalkboard…for bad grammar. I’m not talking about slang, colloquialisms, or innovative language. I’m not being punctilious about making sure you don’t end a lyric line with a preposition. In fact, the first dance song at my wedding reception was “You’d Be So Nice To Come Home To.” I think it would have lost a little something if it were “To You It’d Be So Nice To Come Home.” Nobody wants to sound sort of like Yoda.
What I’m talking about is crappy syntax. Artistic license is one thing, language mangling is another. Bad grammar is jarring; it takes me out of the flow of the song.
Here’s how I define unnecessarily bad grammar in a song: when it wouldn’t change the rhyme scheme to use the correct word or when the syntax results from being lyrically lazy.
Like this, from the Paula Cole song “I Don’t Wanna Wait”:
"So open up your morning light / And say a little prayer for I"
That lyric makes me say a prayer for the objective case.